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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:

Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.

Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.

Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.

iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.

Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.

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Few people know the story of Frank the Reindeer. He tried out for the team, but he lacked “star quality”, and his name was all wrong for the image that Santa was trying to convey to the public. Second, he wasn’t the best flier. He was down on his luck though, and Santa found it in his heart to give him a job anyway. Sometimes Frank wishes he hadn’t.

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There is nothing fun about public toilets, but the embarrassment of every sound you make in there being heard by all the others currently using the same restroom is an uncomfortable situation at best. The Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker saves you that discomfort by giving you up to 25 seconds of toilet flushing sounds to cover any noise you may be emitting. It isn’t the only product on the market with this functionality, but it’s a little more practical and discreet than one shaped like a rose that seems to applaud your bowel movements.

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toilet bankCongrats to Marie Oh, Steve Wampold and Graylee Santi! They will be flushing their way to a brighter future with the Toilet Bank from Outrageous Ventures and Prank Place. Make sure to check them out if you want to put a little weirdness into your gift giving this holiday season.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:

Contest: Win one of three flushable toilet banks.

Dick Towel: Get a dick towel today! (NSFW)

4GB Transformers USB Drive: Comes loaded with “Revenge of the Fallen”.

Bioshock 2: EVE hypodermic needle prop replica.

Porcelain Cardboard Box: Lasts longer than the real thing.

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Believe it or not, you can beat the recession by flushing your money down the toilet—if you have a toilet bank that is. Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures are back with another toilet-themed gift for you that’s as practical as it is ridiculous. Just place a coin in the bowl and flush your way to financial security. We’re giving away a toilet bank to three lucky readers—all you have to do to enter is send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Help Me Flush My Money Down The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday, November 9th. Good Luck!

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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Nerd Approved in the past year. Enjoy!

Blood Energy Potion: A taste test review.

Zombie Head: Sustains itself with it’s own eyeball juices.

Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.

Creepy Toilet Paper Holder: I think your toilet paper is haunted.

Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.

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You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:

Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.

Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.

Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.

Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.

Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.

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Why the hell would I want a toilet coffee mug you ask? Well, it’s free for one thing—and it has slightly nauseating uses that extend well beyond drinking watery brown fluid. Thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures, we are giving away the toilet mug over the weekend to four lucky readers. To enter, just send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “I Want To Drink Out Of The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday October 19th. If you are still not convinced about how much you need this mug, check out the image after the break to see how useful it really is.

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