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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Formula One Chair: For living room speed.
Drop Stop: Keeps you from getting stuff caught in your crack.
Carabiner Keychain: Reminds you how much you sucked at Simon.
Iron Man Decal: Applying the Iron Man decal is an exercise in precision.
Sorry, I don’t think little strips of toilet paper will stop the bleeding on a severed jugular. But I’ll be dammed if shaving with a butterfly knife straight razor isn’t masculine. In fact, the only way you could get more rugged is with a chainsaw, or maybe burning off that beard with a flamethrower. But I digress.
Fortunately for everyone, this is only a concept.
As if you needed another reminder that you are getting fat, this toilet paper from Japan not only features measuring tape in centimeters for doing gut checks, it also features suggestions for exercises that you can do while sitting on the pot. Even if you are not into diet and exercise, you can show your displeasure loud and clear one wipe at a time.
Aeration may be required to keep your fish’s aquarium in a healthy state, but they would probably prefer no aeration at all to the bubbles this skeleton on the toilet is introducing. At least the skeleton has the decency to cover his private area with his hands so he doesn’t offend those female fish.
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The small, white man that you can set on your dinner table will dispense the most used food seasoning: salt. If you are looking to add a little spice to your meal, then you will have to take your chances with what comes out of his pants, though it had better be pepper.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
If you take your bathroom time seriously, you need to take a look at the not-so-high tech Crapmaster 3000. It has room for 3 rolls of toilet paper, plenty of magazine storage space and a shelf for your ashtray and beer. It has everything you need to survive the morning after an epic visit to Golden Corral.
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Your bathroom is a normal place to find a first aid kit and this one is permanently mounted as a medicine cabinet. Use it as any other medicine cabinet to store your prescriptions and toiletries, though if someone goes to grab this first aid kit in an emergency, not only will they likely not find typical first aid kit gear, they will also take a chunk of the wall with it.
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This frog looks very normal sitting there on the toilet, though by his facial expression he is straining and in a bit of pain. I guess if you what came out of you was shaped like paper clips, you would be in pain too. But just lift the frog off his porcelain throne and his magnetic bottom will bring a paper clip with him. A desk accessory that is useful while still bringing a touch of vulgarity.
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This branch will remind you that a life with no appointment reminders is like a bare tree. For every reminder you need, just attach it to the metal branch with another magnetic leaf. Not only will you remember important occasions, but you will also be giving your branch more leaves to let it fully come to life.
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