the green family is a series of kitchen tools and meal-preparation made of a recycled plastic and wood blend, attractive and functional design, each piece has been given a first name green, of course is the family name, and personality that matches its appearance, and at the end of a green’s life-cycle, it can be recycled too!
At long last, you can finally grate cheese with a princess, peel veggies with a nuclear warhead, and scrub your dishes with Guy Fieri’s head. We recommend taking advantage of that overnight delivery ASAP. Additional photos are available after the break.
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You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.
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The gas masks on this toilet paper are only good as a warning to the bathroom occupant following you. If the odor is really bad you could wad up a bunch of the tp and hold it over your nose to avoid the unpleasant smell. That’s as close as this roll will come to being a gas mask.
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Dingleberries? This cheese grater toilet paper will make quick work of it. Let’s hope it has some serious thirst pockets to soak up all the blood.
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Turning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.
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Put some toilet paper in the freezer, because daddy’s coming into the runway ablaze. Better yet, have some Ring Of Fire wipes on hand.
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