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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Nerd Approved in the past year. Enjoy!

Blood Energy Potion: A taste test review.

Zombie Head: Sustains itself with it’s own eyeball juices.

Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.

Creepy Toilet Paper Holder: I think your toilet paper is haunted.

Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.

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You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:

USB Laptop Table With Bear-Shaped Mouse Platform: The product page fails to mention why it looks like a bear.

Benedictaphone: Your voice recordings from the Pope’s mouth.

Puzzle Pups: Kind of disturbing.

Dancing Robot: Has a strange backup crew.

Boob Luge: Lactates ice cold liquor. (NSFW)

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haunted toilet paperTurning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:

Moose Clipboard: Includes Moose pen!

Gloomy Face Shape Mobile Phone Stand: Cellphones bleed?

Tetris Pots: Plant & play.

The Party Pump: Dispenses your wine like condiments.

Outhouse and Toilet Paper String Lights: Festively farty.

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For a fisherman, nothing is more relaxing than the sounds of a clicking reel. And when you have a big one on deck, being relaxed is the name of the game. This toilet paper holder helps you get the job done with a click-action reel that helps you dispense tissue.

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As long as this dragon can keep the fire breathing to a minimum he should make an excellent toilet paper roll holder. This would be an excellent start to creating your own medieval dungeon themed bathroom.

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Beware! Satan’s toilet paper holder is pure evil. It refuses to take Charmin…only the harshest and most abrasive brands of TP are suitable.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:

Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.

Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.  

Sudoku Ninja Doll:  Attacks stress when it least expects it.

Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes smoking.

Watermelon Wrist Rest: For screen cleaning and wrist support.

 The next five gadgets are available after the break…

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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.

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