
You spend half of your weekend nights bent over a toilet after indulging just a bit too much, so you will recognize this desk organizer guy’s pain. Unlucky for him that he has paper clips coming back up. The toilet is also a handy holder for pens and Post-it Notes while messages can be left in a spot that is very easy to see and very painful, if not embarrassing, for him.
Product Page ($18)
Turning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.
Product Page ($7)

For a fisherman, nothing is more relaxing than the sounds of a clicking reel. And when you have a big one on deck, being relaxed is the name of the game. This toilet paper holder helps you get the job done with a click-action reel that helps you dispense tissue.
Product Page ($35)

As long as this dragon can keep the fire breathing to a minimum he should make an excellent toilet paper roll holder. This would be an excellent start to creating your own medieval dungeon themed bathroom.
Product Page ($33.99)

Beware! Satan’s toilet paper holder is pure evil. It refuses to take Charmin…only the harshest and most abrasive brands of TP are suitable.
Product Page ($2)

Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
[click to continue…]