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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
Few people know the story of Frank the Reindeer. He tried out for the team, but he lacked “star quality”, and his name was all wrong for the image that Santa was trying to convey to the public. Second, he wasn’t the best flier. He was down on his luck though, and Santa found it in his heart to give him a job anyway. Sometimes Frank wishes he hadn’t.
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Why the hell would I want a toilet coffee mug you ask? Well, it’s free for one thing—and it has slightly nauseating uses that extend well beyond drinking watery brown fluid. Thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures, we are giving away the toilet mug over the weekend to four lucky readers. To enter, just send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “I Want To Drink Out Of The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday October 19th. If you are still not convinced about how much you need this mug, check out the image after the break to see how useful it really is.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 17th-23rd, 2009:
KFC Flag: Everyone can salute this flag.
Wind-Powered LED Hood Ornaments: Uses wind power to illuminate selected car logos with LEDs.
The Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.
Black Hole Starter Kit: The key to time travel? Two metal balls.
Glowing Toilet Paper: Helps you poop in the dark.
Using this toilet seat clock in the bathroom would be the natural choice, but it is possible it would fit in with the decor of other rooms in your house. Wherever you do hang it, every hour will be announced with a flush and probably scare the hell out of anyone using the toilet at that point.
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Nothing like flinging poo as a form of family entertainment. With velcro covered “poo” balls and a board shaped like a toilet seat, Doo Doo Darts will keep you entertained for hours trying to best your friends in a battle of excrement tossing.
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If you want to honor your true love in a bizarre, twisted way, pick up this heart shaped toilet seat and be sure to include the optional initial carvings. Now everytime you wipe, you can think of him.
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Unprovoked attacks on humans and multiple rows of razor sharp teeth are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the intimidating nature of sharks. Whoever wrote Jaws should have worked in their terrifying ability to blast water up to 30 ft. Or maybe that talent is limited only to this Shark Monster Blaster. Either way I should probably mention that I was a terrible biology student.
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Just in case anyone in your family has ever used the toilet in the middle of the night without realizing the cover was still down, this will help. If there is one thing you want to avoid it would be sticking your butt on a shark’s mouth, be it night or the middle of the day.
Want your cat to take a dump like a man? Try to accomplish the impossible with this little training seat which has probably been around for awhile, but we still found irresistible. My guess is that Fluffy won’t know that he’s supposed to drop a deuce through that little hole, and your feline toilet seat will sit alone and neglected without ever touching cat ass.
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