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This branch will remind you that a life with no appointment reminders is like a bare tree. For every reminder you need, just attach it to the metal branch with another magnetic leaf. Not only will you remember important occasions, but you will also be giving your branch more leaves to let it fully come to life.
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For a fisherman, nothing is more relaxing than the sounds of a clicking reel. And when you have a big one on deck, being relaxed is the name of the game. This toilet paper holder helps you get the job done with a click-action reel that helps you dispense tissue.
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As long as this dragon can keep the fire breathing to a minimum he should make an excellent toilet paper roll holder. This would be an excellent start to creating your own medieval dungeon themed bathroom.
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Beware! Satan’s toilet paper holder is pure evil. It refuses to take Charmin…only the harshest and most abrasive brands of TP are suitable.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.
Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.
Sudoku Ninja Doll: Attacks stress when it least expects it.
Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes smoking.
Watermelon Wrist Rest: For screen cleaning and wrist support.
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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
This may not be the first disguised toilet tissue holder to be around, but it is the first that will seamlessly blend into your apartment’s decor. No one is going to guess that among all the fast food wrappers and boxes sitting around that one of them is a fake. It will confuse those that need a tissue and annoy those that are looking for a free snack. A double winner for the homeowner.
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You may think you don’t need to tell your guests not to smoke your toilet paper. But put a picture of a marijuana leaf on it and there is no telling what your stoner friends will do. Save yourself a lawsuit and your friends lung damage by using these rolls that spell out quite clearly what is not appropriate.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 17th-23rd 2008:
Inflatable Hambuger Bouncy Castle: The burger king’s fortress of solitude.
Bugatti & Rolls-Royce Coffee Tables: Fantasize about owning cars you could never actually afford.
Nap Cap: Provides kinky head bondage and prevents sleep whiplash.
RisiLights & RisiSound: Every retaining wall should have lights and sound.
Wooden Weather House: Predicts the weather with magic and lederhosen.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
If you have this golf themed toilet paper holder, you won’t have to endure another lonely visit to the toilet with nobody around to satisfy your voyeurism fetish. These two Laurel and Hardy-esque golf lovers will always be there with proud faces, as if they’re giving play by play of your bowel movements in hushed English tones, or cheering you on as you deliver record setting turds. And if you aren’t the type to turn defecation into a sporting event, you can always pass the time by taking stock of all the homoerotic innuendo that appears in the product.
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