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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
the green family is a series of kitchen tools and meal-preparation made of a recycled plastic and wood blend, attractive and functional design, each piece has been given a first name green, of course is the family name, and personality that matches its appearance, and at the end of a green’s life-cycle, it can be recycled too!
At long last, you can finally grate cheese with a princess, peel veggies with a nuclear warhead, and scrub your dishes with Guy Fieri’s head. We recommend taking advantage of that overnight delivery ASAP. Additional photos are available after the break.
This toothy table saw will make quick work of your cake, blaze through your bread and eviscerate your vegetables. The perfect addition to any kitchen toolbelt.
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This little device is a bottle opener, vegetable peeler and small storage case all-in-one. And, for some reason, it is shaped like a basketball.
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This magnetic timer will be sure to confuse newcomers to your house. Do you really have a combination lock on your refrigerator/stove? Not at all. In real life it is just a kitchen timer that is easily used by just turning it to 60 then setting the desired time. It’s alter ego as a faux lock dial is what sets it apart from your average kitchen timer.
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If you are a handyman or tool over who also enjoys making drinks for guests then this bartending tool kit is right up your alley. Look at the contents of this thing: Nails (olive picks), Hammer (bottle opener), Saw (lemon/lime slicer), Screwdriver (corkscrew), Spackle Knife (cocktail strainer) and a jigger with no tool likeness at all. A pretty cool gift for that fatherly figure who you have no idea what to get for a birthday.
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Babysitting has never been easy. The tools of the trade are entirely different than they used to be. This kit includes a Good Luck Bear modular armored vest, a handy chart for evaluating different ammunition and a first-aid kit stocked with band-aids and tissues featuring the “Sucking Chest Wound Bear” on the front. With any luck you won’t be the one nursing any wounds of your own, at least not life threatening ones. There is no way to get out without a little bit of damage.
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What could be a better way to time your cookies in the kitchen? Just dial a time and when the phone rings, the cookies are ready. It is possible to use this as a general purpose timer for anything from 1-60 minutes, but I think cookies are the obvious choice. Who doesn’t want a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie?
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If you are tired of spending all of your weekends fixing things around the houses rather than spending it golfing then maybe this tool kit could help that. These tools are just so pretty she will be looking for projects just so she gets a chance to use them. This may be one of the few tools kits you could get her as a present that wouldn’t require you to sleep on the couch for the next couple weeks.
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Wow. These Sexy Man Hand Towels are horrible—but it could have been worse. Imagine if the images on the towel were holographic. 3-D groin thrusting…enough said. Additional product images after the break.
