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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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Your bathroom will look like you turned back the clocks when you decorate with the Down On The Farm Bath Accessories. The items shown above are just four of the many available: the old fashioned water pump as a lotion dispenser, the wooden bucket tumbler, the tractor toothbrush holder and the wagon soap dish. This set will make at least one room of your house like an oasis free of any technology.
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Stick one of these spread heads on your tube of Colgate and give your kids all the thrills that come along with watching a plastic head regurgitate toothpaste night after night. But be warned, if you see your tot running to get his toothbrush next time Fluffy spits up a hairball, you can bet they’re thinking that if it comes out of an animal’s mouth, it must be minty and fresh.
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Use the mighty jaws on this ugly ass, cape wearing, saxophone playing cat to hold things like keys, toothbrushes or notes.
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These handy suction cup robots have a secure grip to hold things like your toothbrush, razor, glasses or pens. This is the kind of menial job a robot gets when it lacks the programming to ascend to a more prestigious position. It’s the high school dropout of the robot world.
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The “Use This” toothbrush holder let’s people know you are not screwing around when it comes to germs.
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This tooth brush holder is both simple and can add to the decor of your bathroom. It’s allure could be memories of your youth when running barefoot through the grass was a daily activity. Maybe you like the color green. Or maybe it is just that even at your drunkest it is still a holder you could could manage to get your toothbrush into. As if you are brushing your teeth after a long night out with your friends.
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What is the modern ho to do when her schedule rages out of control? Pick up a Shame On You Kit, that’s what.
Each kit contains a toothbrush and toothpaste, a 1 size fits all thong, 3 condoms, phone card, packet of pain reliever and a “leave behind note” with envelope.
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I know what you are thinking – “bristles made with titanium alloy? But my gums bleed when I eat pudding!”
I hear you, but according to Dentist Dane Robinson, the inventor of the TiFinity Titanium Toothbrush, these bristles have “amazing properties.”
“These super elastic memory filaments of the bristle material constantly rebound instantly during brushing allowing for better penetration of the bristles in to the hard to reach areas between teeth and under gums!“
The Toothbrush is also touted to have at least a two year life expectancy, it repels moisture and resists bacteria, and removes plaque more effectively than your average brush.
That’s all well and good, but what about people with sensitive gums? According to the website:
“The ADA has a standardized test that measures the abrasivity of toothbrushes and toothpaste. Dr. Bruce Schemehorn, an authority on abrasivity at Indiana University, performed this test and compared it to nylon. Although the material tested more abrasive than nylon, (nylon being completely non-abrasive), it tested about as abrasive as nylon plus toothpaste and fell well below the ADA’s limit of safety in terms of abrasivity. In fact since some abrasivity is essential for cleaning and stain removal, many experts consider this level of abrasivity to be optimal.”
I have to admit, the TiFinity is the coolest looking toothbrush I have ever seen, and if it does everything it claims to do, the $35-50 price tag just might be worth it. Shipments of the product are expected to begin in six to eight weeks.
Hypochondriacs rejoice! Technology has got your back.
“This cell phone-sized disinfectant light is the first to use UV-C light and nanotechnology (the science of manipulating matter smaller than 1/10,000 of a millimeter) to eliminate 99.99% of E-Coli, staphylococcus, salmonella, and germs that cause the flu and the common cold. The light uses the same UV technology found in hospitals to sterilize surgical instruments, allowing you to disinfect workplace keyboards or telephones, as well as items in the home that sustain germ vitality such as toothbrushes and cutting boards.”
The light can disinfect a surface in 10 seconds when held 1/4″ to 4″ away – which seems fairly impractical when you think about it. Today’s modern germaphobe doesn’t have time to wave a tiny light over a surface for ten seconds.
The Handheld Germ Eliminating Light is available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $79.95.
