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This “forest gump” table set proves that much like life, salt and pepper shakers are also like a box of chocolates. One minute you’re blissfully unaware that two thermoplastic resin trees and a boar filled with toothpicks even existed. Then you spot this product, and all of a sudden you’re filled with an unquenchable desire to turn your dinner table into a functional wildlife diorama, and your wallet instantly becomes $53 lighter…That’s how they getcha.
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This battery-operated bagel dome keeps your baked goods fresher, longer by creating a vacuum seal at the push of a button. If you are so inclined, you could arm each bagel with one of those toothpick swords and pretend that they are battling it out in the Thunderdome. Two bagels will enter, only one will leave.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.
What better way to pick out bits of funnel cake and fried Snickers bars from between your teeth than a set of cotton candy flavored toothpicks? It’s the reason carnies have such a white tooth.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 8th-14th 2009:
Chair Socks: The 1970’s flatter your furniture.
Magic Fingers: Protects your car door.
Orange Mutant Boy: Reads on toilet, nods approvingly.
Trout Cowboys:Dr. Strangelove gets even stranger.
Colorblock Note Cube: Bears a funny resemblance to a device invented by Mr. Rubik.
Toothpick holders in restaurants make sense, but where might a toothpick holder in a condom-shaped case be appropriate? What kind of weirdness is going on there?
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Toothy grins are not all that these three animals have in common. Between the teeth are a number of holes that are perfect for storing your toothpicks. Beside being an unusual kitchen gadget, it may also be the first and last time you see a pig with a beautiful smile.
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Letting your friends reach their grubby hands into your box of toothpicks is a pretty sickening thought. Have a little fun and be a lot more sanitary with the Toothpick Man. Lift up the black cover and when you move it back down the weightlifting guy is left holding up your toothpick. Think about your friends and then think where their hands may have been before you dismiss this product.
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Just press down on the bird’s head and watch in awe as a toothpick slides out of the chamber right into his mouth. If a more useful product exists on this earth I have not seen it.
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When I throw a party, its only the best for my dinner guests. But I’ll be dammed if I’m doing dishes. So its paper plates during the week and Snap-A-Party on those formal occasions when you really want to make an impression.
The kit comes with a knife, fork, spoon, plate, chopsticks, and even a toothpick and napkin ring. Very la-de-dah.
