We’ve seen a lot of USB humping and crunching toys in our day, but never all in one place. But, I suppose it’s just another window display for people living in Tokyo.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Are they rocking 1GB-pack? A 2GB-pack maybe? There is no way they have a full 6GB-pack for $30 apiece, but Rocky, Clubber and Apollo are definitely working on it. Much like the USB humping dogs and bunnies, these guys will go to town when plugged into a USB port. Clubber and Apollo are pictured after the break.
Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 13th to the 19th 2008:
Devil-in-a-Can: Quench your thirst with evil.
Marital Bliss Chocolate Bar: Guys will find this chocolate a little hard to swallow.
Trash Can Pet Bed: A self-esteem builder for your chihuahua.
Phone Thrones: Treat your cellphone like royalty.
Laptop Cooling Pads: Chicken flavored with nipple fans.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
By now, just about everyone is familiar with the USB Humping Dog—it is a legend in the world of useless novelty gadgets. However, these USB bunnies are poised to take the concept to the next level. Your computer will never be so satisfied. Additional image after the break.
What could be more useful than a humping dog USB device that has no other features? Rhetorical, of course. There is no use for it. They should have thrown some flash memory into it just to give it some usefulness. Other than the initial amusement, you may as well leave it in a drawer. Watch the video, the one minute fourteen second clip even seems about 55 seconds longer than it needs to be.
