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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 28th-October 4th, 2009:
Hot And Wet Shower Curtain: Be a cover model every morning.
Alligetter LED Tool: Strong jaws for small places.
Perfume Bottle USB Card Reader: Now Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene.
Mummies Vs. Vampires Checkers: It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld.
Screaming Flying Granny: Still has some life in her.
It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld when the vampires take on the mummies in a checkers death match. I would have to give the edge to the mummies, I am not sure the threat of someone sucking its blood puts much fear into a mummy.
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Nothing will pick your energy level up like an IV bag full of blood. While this blood potion has the look and consistency of blood, it is full of iron, proteins and electrolytes to give you an energy boost for up to 4 hours. Satisfy the vampire in you by getting a 48 pack of these as soon as they are released.
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The “Personal Hammer and Stake” is a bizarre wooden creation from the folks at WoodMarvels. Made up of several thin layers of plywood and personalized for the user, this hammer and stake set can be mounted close by in case of a vampire emergency.
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If you want to pit two groups of people in a chess battle, there are none so vicious as vampires and werewolves. Both are feared by humans and both have a strong dislike for each other. The whole theme is like a game of the “Underworld” movies, although sadly I don’t see Kate Beckinsale anywhere.
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Next time a vampire shows up to suck your blood, be prepared with this Roman Catholic approved Vampire Hunters Kit. You’ll sleep easier knowing that you have some holy water and some unblessed Eucharist wafers nearby in case you need to take that bastard down in the middle of the night. However, you novice vampire hunters may find yourselves S.O.L. if you can’t read the Romanian killing instructions.
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As you can see from the photo, the bride of Frankenstein was actually having an affair with Dracula, and also became involved with the Count’s small but successful catering business. By cashing in on his image (making deliveries with a hearse and serving food out of a coffin), Dracula was actually able to make a very comfortable living, which bought him his snazzy estate in Transylvania.
The domestic Dracula, his mistress and his business are finally remembered with this ceramic, hand painted cracker and dip set. It includes removable Dracula and bride of Frankenstein spreaders, as well as a removable coffin drawer; all of which will serve you well during Halloween or for those wild after-hours mortuary parties.
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These vampire teeth are useful for holding place cards and are not the type of things most people should steal. They can take their chances trying to hide a set of fangs on them if they choose, but I know I would never take a chance like that. Maybe that is just what the fangs want you to do so they can get you alone.
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Talking to dead people would be a lot easier if you are working with someone who has experience talking to them. And I have to think that Buffy the Vampire Slayer has more experience than your average medium. A Ouija board is actually a step removed from her average encounter. Plus, if any trouble starts with the summoned spirit you know she has your back. It doesn’t hurt that she is pretty easy on the eyes.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 15th to the 21st 2008:
UFO Aliens Nightlight: It will creep out you kids.
Conquest Stickers: Products that should exist but don’t.
Urban Throne: A Throne fit for a hip hop king.
Who’s Naked?: Like “Guess Who”…only nakeder. (NSFW)
NFL Sport Hammer: I’ll take the Giants FTW.
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