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This personal pleasure device has the shape of a mole which gives it a very useful attribute: moles are used to working in the dark. It has the added benefit of being mistaken for a toy if found by those nosy kids. As expected, he stands at attention at all times.
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I’ve seen large mario mushroom “massagers” before, but this version is small enough to use in the bedroom when you and the wife dress up like Mario and the Princess. Looks like Mario might actually score this time.
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Not all emergency needs are ones that require a trip to the hospital. This Emergency First Aid Kit will scratch that itch that needs to be taken care of. You probably don’t want to hang it on the wall in your kitchen, though. Someone looking for a Band Aid will get more than they bargained for.
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It seems that you can find women’s sex toys everywhere. You see a few for men, but the women’s products probably outnumber them 10:1. Maybe it is just that men are not particular at all about how they reach their goal. And I am not sure they are going to be any more turned on by this vibrating little spoon-shaped thing. Maybe if they had a 30 day money back guarantee on it. I have to assume if they did then they wouldn’t even want it back, they would just send you your money. And as the site points out, it is a “great gift for friends, family and partners”.
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If working with all those vegetables is getting you hot, that would be an excellent time to have the Horny Corn Vibrator available. You even have your choice of produce: the Horny Corn pictured here, Big Banana and Eggplant Ecstasy. All very colorful and somewhat inconspicuous. If they work as good as they look you are in for a treat.
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Yeah you can use the rubber bands included to attach this vibrator to your tongue. But being able to use your pierced tongue is just so much more convenient. You went through all the pain to get it pierced, you may as well put it to good use. Good use means for someone else’s pleasure in case you were wondering.
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Don’t be embarrassed when the kids find your “personal massager”. They will never guess that the aptly named Wormie is a personal pleasure device. The World’s Most Powerful Waterproof Massager as they claim. Just press the hidden power button and get to work. Plus, it is less embarrassing than your average massager when discovered by Customs agents.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 12th-18th 2007.
Hide the Banana Vibrator: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleasuring yourself?
Time Flies Flying Clock: It flies, but it won’t tell time. Makes perfect sense to me.
Portable Voice Stress Analyzer: Paranoia goes mobile.
Computer Voodoo: Black magic vs the “blue screen of death.”
Electronic Back Scratcher: Warning: not certified for itchy balls.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
Tired of finding hiding places for your personal pleasure devices? People may be a little puzzled about your storing of fruit on your bedside table, but better that than your battery powered electronics being on display.
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