These personalized his/hers coffin vinyl wall decals can hang above your bed as a reminder in case you ever forget the way of all flesh. Of course, you’ll either be immersed in the goth lifestyle and happy to display them, or you’ll receive them as a wedding or housewarming revenge gift from someone who’s single and bitter, and from that day forward you’ll be bound by your sense of obligation to display them whenever that person comes to visit… Which would suck. If that happens you can always hope they’ll come out with a huge personalized middle finger vinyl that you could gift to that person later on, with the assurance that it has no hidden meaning.
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It’s time you hooked yourself up with some vinyl stickers to help decode the rat’s nest of wires that is your entertainment system. The only problem being if you want to use the labels to identify what goes where, you first have to figure out… what goes where. Follow? Once that’s done you can work on figuring out what the hell an “organisator” is.
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Not that there is anything particularly funny about our 401(k)’s going up in smoke, but the best we can do is to make light of it. These two characters obviously just opened up either their monthly retirement statement or brokerage account statement. Either way, that look on their faces is probably born out of the realization that this means many more years of work instead of an early retirement.
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These highly detailed 8″-10″vinyl figures designed by artist Tsuchiya Shobu portray a group of skaters taken abruptly in a horrible half-pipe accident. Now they walk the earth as zombies desperately trying to land the trick they missed. Additional figures are available after the break.
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Vinyl pig and duck hunters have been known to skewer their catch over their shower head as a morbid trophy that they can admire each morning. Evidence of this grotesque practice can be seen above and below the break.
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I have never been interested in putting any kind of wallpaper or the like in my bedroom, but that may change. These Sexy Thongs Vinyl Wall decals are the sexiest stickers I have seen. They are not very detailed, but they certainly get their point across. The women who are drunk enough to accompany you back to your room may or may not notice how tacky they are, but they have to be a bit more acceptable than yet another poster of Jessica Alba as decoration.
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This confusingly creative vinyl contraption is the work of artist Erick Scarecrow. As a child he dreamed of creating his own arcade games without the “gray hairs of a big budget.” His solution was to develop a vinyl toy that users can decorate any way they please using paint, markers, pencils, etc (Soopa stickers are also included to help you customize your cabinet). Essentially it is one of those “use your imagination toys.” Listen, I play real video games so I don’t have to think ok?
Soopa is also running a VIP access program that involves gold coins hidden in the first run of select vinyl cabinets. So if you are lucky enough to find one, you have the exclusive right to buy more crap from them. Yaaaaay!
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Have someone special coming over for dinner this weekend? Remember that presentation is key. So after you have slaved over a hot microwave preparing a classy lean cuisine meal, go the extra mile and impress her with these M&M’s vinyl placemats. Cap that fine meal off with a bottle of Thunderbird, and it is smooth sailin’ to the bedroom my friend.
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Hey, is that a naked woman in my shower waiting to fulfill all of my wildest sexual fantasies? Sorry guys, this is only a vinyl decal that you place inside your shower to create an amusing optical illusion. The only thing that waits behind that door for you is a bottle of shampoo lube and the sickening stench of shame.
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