When you go to someone’s house and spot a greeting like this on their doormat, there are a few things about your impending visit that you can count on. For starters, If you go anywhere together, it will be in a pickup truck, and your companions will be a dog and a gun rack. 2. You won’t go the evening without hearing Patsy Cline at least once. 3. There will be a wagon wheel displayed somewhere on the premises. 4. Someone will be wearing a bolo tie. If that stuff doesn’t get you off, then you can always take solace in the fact that the food will most likely be excellent.
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Your bathroom will look like you turned back the clocks when you decorate with the Down On The Farm Bath Accessories. The items shown above are just four of the many available: the old fashioned water pump as a lotion dispenser, the wooden bucket tumbler, the tractor toothbrush holder and the wagon soap dish. This set will make at least one room of your house like an oasis free of any technology.
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Ever wonder why so many details of Yoda’s life have been shrouded in secrecy? You guessed it…shame. Apparently it only takes 2 gigs of free space to be history’s greatest Jedi Master. But now that the cat’s outta the bag, everyone from Vader to Boba Fett is jumping on the enlightenment bandwagon, as seen in the additional photos after the break.
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This is a true ship’s tender replica which is really a cradle for rocking your baby to sleep while also preparing his stomach for puke-free father/son fishing trips in the future. When he gets older, you can remove the tender from the cradle suspension system and use it as a wagon by adding a $300 wagon conversion. You may think something like this would help your children develop a love of all things nautical, but if your kid happens to be an unruly little shit you may have just enabled him to wreak havoc on land and sea. Unless this little boat doesn’t float, then you’ll have a whole new set of problems. Check out the rocking cradle after the break.
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If you’ve traded in your dream of owning a stock car, a Ferrari F1, or a Dragster for the comfort and affordability of a station wagon, there’s only one thing to do… make station wagons look cool. Throw out all of your old car models and start from scratch with this limited edition DIY station wagon, making it the cornerstone of a whole new collection. Once you have a few on display, brag about them when your buddies come over. You could say things like: “Yeah, that one there is a 1989 Ford Country Squire with the imitation wood paneling. Ya know they had 5.0 Liter V8s? Yup, those puppies could haul a whole lotta kids. Now come check out my 1948 Woodie.”
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If you’re a man who loves crystal but doesn’t want to put a Disney character, dolphin or ballerina sculpture on your desk, say hello to the crystal Colt .45 Peacemaker. You won’t have to worry about your masculinity when you combine your favorite medium with the most famous firearm of the old west. Add an old wagon wheel, some Roy Rogers album covers, and the crystal cowboy boot pictured after the break and you’ll feel more like you’re in a western themed steakhouse than your office.
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As I am sure you know, Wall-E hits theaters today—so it is time to get on the merchandising bandwagon with this 12-inch Wall-E plush figure with turnable head action. Your kids will love it—hell, even you may be tempted to give it a hug now and then.
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Believe it or not, Microsoft is jumping on the collectors edition bandwagon with their “Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate UPGRADE Limited Number Signtature Edition” (the real title).
Apparently, the box is actually signed by the king of all nerds himself – but for $259, I would be a little skeptical about that.
The MWVUULNSE is now available on Amazon (1 of 20000).
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If you have been watching Comedy Central lately (and I know you have) you might have noticed that the network has been pimping out the Wii pretty heavily lately – mostly due to the fact that Nintendo did a lot of sponsoring for their recent Thanksgivaway Weekend.
Well, Stephen Colbert has jumped on the bandwagon calling the Nintendo Wii “the most addicting video game of all time.” Colbert may not know a damn thing about gaming, but I’m willing to be that his endorsement means a lot to legions of nerds out there. Definitely a good move on Nintendo’s part.
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