The cuteness will draw the crowds, but the major question is how to get them interested in buying experimental rocket pops and ice cream cones covered with cat hair. An additional design is pictured after the break.
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Posing for an old timey photo anytime soon? If you bathe and shave daily, and happen to have a full set of teeth, you won’t be able to get the complete stereotypical vibe of the 19th century west, even if your woman is wearing fishnets and you’re surrounded by “wanted” posters. Our recommendation? Try using a mirror with four revolvers surrounded by what appears to be ammo; it’s as natural to an old timey western setting as whiskey and death.
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Cult favorite Bruce Campbell’s latest movie My Name is Bruce opened in limited release earlier this year and, naturally, there had to be an action figure. This highly detailed figure includes miniature “angel” and “devil” versions of Campbell that attach to his shoulders with magnets, a bottle of Shemps Olde Tyme Whiskey and Lemon Drink, a miniature Chins book, a gun with the price tag still attached, a miniature fabric version of the Hawaiian shirt used in the film and a mini Ash collectible figure in a melted package. If all that doesn’t make sense, you will have to see the flick. For starters, check out the trailer after the break.
Drinking whiskey should be done with men who have mustaches and a criminal record. Otherwise you are just a poser. These guys have the “mug shots” to prove that they are real bad asses.
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Forget the flask, no one will suspect you are a raging drunk if you sip your favorite alcoholic beverage from one of these swirl cone cups.
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Drinking a glass of whiskey is not great for your health, but it would certainly be a lot more fun if it had some nice bullet ice cubes in it. Load up the AK-47 clip with water, let it freeze and you have yourself the coolest ice cubes around, no pun intended. And other than acting all stupid after a number of drinks, like a typical Friday night, these things will cause you no harm at all.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 7th—July 13th 2008:
CareBear Body Armor and Babysitting Survival Kit: Who knew babysitting could be this deadly?
The Garden Zombie: What kind of fertilizer are you using?
Crystal Dragon Light: Artsty, expensive, nerdy.
Insane Wrist Knives: Scary cheap.
Musical Grim Reaper Dog Toy: Huggable, squeezable doom.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Scotland may not be known for its contributions to technology, but as far as drinking gadgets go, this Musical Bagpipe Whiskey Pourer is world class. When placed inside a bottle, the bagpipes will play ‘Scotland the Brave’ as you pour. They even threw in a shot glass as a bonus.
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Getting your ass beat in chess by a precocious 10 year old can drive you to drink. Get a head start and play with the Jack Daniel’s Chess Set. The intricate pieces based on everything whiskey will bring some class to what is otherwise a chess set of debauchery.
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Here are our nerdiest gadgets from the week of May 21st – 27th 2007.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Cobra and Scorpion Whiskey: Go ahead and take a swig. I dare you.
Beer Mug Lamp: A light to get drunk by.
Ring of Fire Wipes: When spicy foods have your butthole on fire, these wipes can help.
Automatic Pet Feeder With Voice Recorder: Freak out your dog while you’re away.
Golf Ball Life Vest: Protect your golf ball from an untimely death.
The last five gadgets after the break…
