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If you’re going to binge on whiskey, why not put the source of your drinking on the shot glass itself? All those hours spent playing ancient Atari games without a shred of progress kicking Asteroid ass could drive anyone to drink. If you prefer to drown your gaming sorrows in some other type of liquid, you can always use these.
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You think your ice cream guy is creepy? Well, Satan got himself a ice cream truck and he is dispensing treats made with pure evil. Unfortunately, he was busy giving Jay Leno back the Tonight show and he forgot all about his latest batch. As you can see by the eyes, they came out a little mentally challenged—but evil nonetheless.
The true mixed drink aficionado will appreciate being able to stir his favorite concoction with a mixed drink on a stick. Whether it is a fruity, girlie-man drink or a chilled shot of whiskey, there is a swizzle stick for any occasion. See the whole set of 10 swizzle sticks in action after the break.
This whiskey drinking game includes common items that were found in the Wild West- cowboy boots, a moonshine jug, a cowboy hat and a dreidel. The dreidel may not seem to fit in with the other items, but give it a spin and do what it says. Odds are you will be drinking a shot, the only question is which of the oddly shaped drinking vessels you are required to use.
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The cuteness will draw the crowds, but the major question is how to get them interested in buying experimental rocket pops and ice cream cones covered with cat hair. An additional design is pictured after the break.
Posing for an old timey photo anytime soon? If you bathe and shave daily, and happen to have a full set of teeth, you won’t be able to get the complete stereotypical vibe of the 19th century west, even if your woman is wearing fishnets and you’re surrounded by “wanted” posters. Our recommendation? Try using a mirror with four revolvers surrounded by what appears to be ammo; it’s as natural to an old timey western setting as whiskey and death.
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Cult favorite Bruce Campbell’s latest movie My Name is Bruce opened in limited release earlier this year and, naturally, there had to be an action figure. This highly detailed figure includes miniature “angel” and “devil” versions of Campbell that attach to his shoulders with magnets, a bottle of Shemps Olde Tyme Whiskey and Lemon Drink, a miniature Chins book, a gun with the price tag still attached, a miniature fabric version of the Hawaiian shirt used in the film and a mini Ash collectible figure in a melted package. If all that doesn’t make sense, you will have to see the flick. For starters, check out the trailer after the break.
Drinking whiskey should be done with men who have mustaches and a criminal record. Otherwise you are just a poser. These guys have the “mug shots” to prove that they are real bad asses.
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Forget the flask, no one will suspect you are a raging drunk if you sip your favorite alcoholic beverage from one of these swirl cone cups.
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Drinking a glass of whiskey is not great for your health, but it would certainly be a lot more fun if it had some nice bullet ice cubes in it. Load up the AK-47 clip with water, let it freeze and you have yourself the coolest ice cubes around, no pun intended. And other than acting all stupid after a number of drinks, like a typical Friday night, these things will cause you no harm at all.
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