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These plastic sausage link magnets will work their magic by displaying your fridge-worthy items as either a wiener chain or individual links. However, bear in mind that if you own a dog, you may be inadvertently targeting all of your fridgeables for destruction.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 18th-24th, 2009:
Anti-Douchebag Wall Clock: It’s half-past John Mayer is a douchebag.
Ravage Transforming USB Flash Drive: Now is porn storage, now its a vicious cat.
Green Bikini Cow Wrist Support: It’s an actual product!
Wiener Dog Earbuds: Replace your Apple earbuds with a wiener dog.
Gift Card Vault: Give the gift of frustration.
Ahh the wiener dog. Nature’s punchline. Still, if given the choice between standard Apple earbuds and wiener dog versions, I would choose wiener dog.
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After a full day of fishing and coming home empty, you’ll need some gadget to grill those hot dogs. This Fishing Rod Wiener Fork will give you the same feel as your typical fishing rod as you roast your dogs without the reel full of tangled line. The rod extends 14″ to 35″ to keep you far away from the fire.
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Your friends will think you have gone a little wiener dog crazy when they see you with this combination. The 3D dachshund mug is unusual in itself, but the dachshund creamer takes the cake. With his tail as the handle, I have to assume the cream will come out his mouth. Isn’t that a pleasant thought for what you are about to ingest?
Product Page ($12.95 mug, $14.95 creamer)
Each and every day, this poor pig gets devoured by that savage beast you call a dog. As he feasts on the pig’s tender insides, the ribcage is slowly exposed. Gruesome.
Its also hysterical—especially if you have a weiner dog. A detailed image is available after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 21st—27th 2008:
Fantasy Wrist Support: Keep that wrist strong. After all, your porn isn’t going to masturbate to itself.
Mullet Power Card Game: Their can be only one ultimate hick.
Dog Balloons: Take your floating wiener dog for a walk.
Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a loaf of rock.
“All Grown Up” Alarm Clock: Time’s a’ wastin.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
These Walking Dog Balloons put a unique new spin on the whole idea of a virtual pet thanks to their ability to hover above the ground and “walk” when their leash is pulled. Dogs filled with gas have never been so much fun.
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A wiener dog in a hot dog costume. It wouldn’t have the same effect on a poodle, so I would suggest keeping it to the miniature dogs. The larger dogs would have a better chance of getting revenge on you for making him wear it anyway.
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