The guys that brought you Roast My Weenie and the Weenie Wing Commander are back with the Samurai Roaster. The samurai this grilling tool was modeled after was a fearsome ancient warrior. As skilled with his shaft as he was with a blade, the legend of his sexual prowess was known across the land. Unfortunately, he met a tragic end when, during battle, he accidentally stepped on his manhood—falling onto his own sai. You honor his memory every time you skewer a hot dog on his member and cook it over a grill.
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This is just a statue, but imagine if there were real 17-inch tall zombies. Biting ankles, eating the brains of your wiener dog…it would be quite troublesome.
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These plastic sausage link magnets will work their magic by displaying your fridge-worthy items as either a wiener chain or individual links. However, bear in mind that if you own a dog, you may be inadvertently targeting all of your fridgeables for destruction.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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Ahh the wiener dog. Nature’s punchline. Still, if given the choice between standard Apple earbuds and wiener dog versions, I would choose wiener dog.
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After a full day of fishing and coming home empty, you’ll need some gadget to grill those hot dogs. This Fishing Rod Wiener Fork will give you the same feel as your typical fishing rod as you roast your dogs without the reel full of tangled line. The rod extends 14″ to 35″ to keep you far away from the fire.
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Your friends will think you have gone a little wiener dog crazy when they see you with this combination. The 3D dachshund mug is unusual in itself, but the dachshund creamer takes the cake. With his tail as the handle, I have to assume the cream will come out his mouth. Isn’t that a pleasant thought for what you are about to ingest?
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Each and every day, this poor pig gets devoured by that savage beast you call a dog. As he feasts on the pig’s tender insides, the ribcage is slowly exposed. Gruesome.
Its also hysterical—especially if you have a weiner dog. A detailed image is available after the break.
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