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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.
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If you are going to be drinking beers and trolling for girls, you may as well let them know right up front that the night is going to be a total blur. It may scare a couple off, but this glass could also keep you in touch with a good one.
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The purveyor of these shot glasses with painted zipper teeth and an actual zipper attached compare the half open/half closed zipper to the old half empty/half full adage. I think it equally applies to the decision on how many buttons the drinker of all these shots chooses to undo. The more shots that go down, the further the unbuttoning.
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Flowers are useful things to have around, to get you out of the doghouse with the wife/girlfriend if nothing else. But beyond looking and smelling pretty, those are pretty useless. With its ability to open a bottle of wine, the Tulip Corkscrew is immensely useful. Plus, with its included flower pot you can leave it out like any other decorative plant you may have. The four leaves of this corkscrew make it useful for both righties and lefties.
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Despite their reputation as savages, Klingons have been known to enjoy a nice glass of wine or, as they call it, “HIq”
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If you want to get your average macho man into wine, the first place to start would be to get him this tool set. He would be much happier opening and sealing wine bottles if he can do it with the included wrench and bolt. As a bonus, the wrench can open beer bottles as well.
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Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gone statues have been protecting your gardens and wine, now he is making that same level of protection available to your cubicle. And being an ever vigilant sentry is not his only duty, he will also hold your business cards and a single pen/pencil. Just beware those razor sharp teeth when putting your fingers anywhere near him, I somewhat doubt this guy is OSHA approved.
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Add a festive flair to your bathroom with this Wine Bottle Tissue Holder. The gold and silver bottle with confetti on the label just screams fun. Unzip the bottom to insert a roll of tissue, then just uncork the top for access.That same cork will keep the contents fresh, no worry about using tissue that has gone bad with time.
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You should be so lucky as this Strongman corkscrew, opening a bottle of wine with every squat thrust you do. Your legs will be in great shape, although your liver will be a wreck. But when you are out at the beach all anyone will be able to see are those toned legs.
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