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Imagine finding this 41-inch monster sword wrapped up underneath the tree this year. It wouldn’t be hard to spot that’s for sure. That, and the fact that your wife’s hands are bandaged and there is blood all over the wrapping paper would be a dead giveaway. If that’s the case, you might want to take her to the doctor’s office for a tetanus shot. At only $40, this ridiculous sword is bound to get rusted out at some point.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 27th-May 3rd, 2009:
Deckstool: Where skateboards go to die.
Big-Foot Suction Mount: This Bigfoot really sucks.
Ron Jeremy Wrapping Paper: Shows them how much you care.
Science Museum Rocket Coin Bank: Has more uses than a Shamwow.
Boob and Poop Stress Rockets: I’m not even kidding.
Ordinarily I would tear-ass through wrapping paper to get to a gift, but this Ron Jeremy version needs to be handled with greater care. Make sure to wear rubber gloves and open slowly so you don’t run the risk of getting a paper cut infected with God knows what.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 10th-16th 2007
Frazzle Alien Decontamination: Like Operation, but your fragile butthole is on the line!
Hillary Clinton Countdown to Election Keychain: Love it or hate it, the product exists.
Psychoanalyst Finger Puppets: Talking your problems out with your fingers…now that is really crazy.
Boxing Glove Chair: Weird —but it looks comfortable.
Obscene Wrapping Paper: Makes wrapping presents a lot more enjoyable.
The last five gadgets are available after the break.
The worst thing about giving gifts is spending all of that time wrapping them. So, if you have to do it, you might as have some fun with some naughty holiday wrapping paper. Just don’t be a dumbass and wrap the kids TMX Elmo in these. It’s just wrong.
Raunchy Wrapping Paper: Nice on on the outside, naughty on the inside! Product Page (&1.95 or $4)
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Nothing says “I love you” like giving a gift wrapped in Yoga Boy Paper. And nothing endears you more to your loved ones than having them think you are disturbing and weird.
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Here are ten of our favorite gadgets for the week of May 14th – 20th 2007.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
The Designer Beaver: Master the “Brazilian” and the “George Bush”
Mommy’s Chairs: These are going right up on the fridge!
Gargoyle Gutter Spout: A Gargoyle enema.
Eudora Chairs: Is it a chair or a lamp?
Warbird Ceiling Fan: The coolest ceiling fan ever.
Check out the last five gadgets after the break…
So, you had a little trouble with the wrapping paper and scissors, a small amount of blood was spilled. That is no reason to re-wrap that present you took so much pride in. Your grandmother won’t even notice. Just call it modern art.
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