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From Fashionably Geek: Taking weapons to the next level is this Armatix .22cal pistol, which comes with a custom wristwatch that is also responsible for sending a wireless arming signal to the gun, illuminating a green LED on the back of the gun and allowing it to fire. When the gun is not within a few inches of the watch, the gun will be disabled, as signified by a red LED. However all that safety will cost you. The limited edition pistol is selling for 7,000 euro, or about $9,700, and starts shipping next month.

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stupidest products 2009

As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.

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From Fashionably Geek: If you should ever find yourself face to face with Bigfoot, ask him the time. He would be happy to oblige by pointing it out with his gigantic arms. The “Sasqwatch” honors natures mysterious timekeeper with his very own wristwatch.

Product Page ($50 / Available in several different colors)

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 29th-July 5, 2009:

Kitchen Knife Mirror: Look your best, scare the hell out of guests.

Death Star Cookie Jar: You can’t go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.

Star Wars Characters USB Flash Drives: Yoda’s neck is the gateway to enlightenment.

Shocking Wrist Developer: Has a couple shocks.

Alien Hatching Egg Alarm Clock: What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed.

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wristdeveloper

I am really not sure which is more shocking, the minor jolt someone will get when they grip both handles of the Shocking Wrist Developer or the thought that every squeeze of the device brings these two lovebirds in contact with each other. Just the thought of your exercise including a man and woman going pelvis to pelvis will keep you working out.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 18th-24th, 2009:

Anti-Douchebag Wall Clock: It’s half-past John Mayer is a douchebag.

Ravage Transforming USB Flash Drive: Now is porn storage, now its a vicious cat.

Green Bikini Cow Wrist Support: It’s an actual product!

Wiener Dog Earbuds: Replace your Apple earbuds with a wiener dog.

Gift Card Vault: Give the gift of frustration.

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You won’t like Bikini Cow when she’s angry! She makes for one hell of a wrist support though.

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black-spiderman-wrist-rest

Enough of those Spiderman in action products. It is time to let Spiderman give you a little assistance without lifting a finger. Not only will he give you some wrist support while he is relaxing but he also glows in the dark. Just so you can keep track of him when the lights go out.

Product Page ($12.35)

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:

Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.

Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.  

Sudoku Ninja Doll:  Attacks stress when it least expects it.

Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes smoking.

Watermelon Wrist Rest: For screen cleaning and wrist support.

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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.

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