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zombie lunch bag

The person who enjoys eating brains is someone you definitely don’t want to be sitting next to the day he forgets to bring his lunch. Additional bizarre, funny, and one incredibly dated design are pictured after the break.

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nerd-approved-halloween-edition

Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Nerd Approved in the past year. Enjoy!

Blood Energy Potion: A taste test review.

Zombie Head: Sustains itself with it’s own eyeball juices.

Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.

Creepy Toilet Paper Holder: I think your toilet paper is haunted.

Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:

Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.

Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.

Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.

Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.

Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.

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eyball fountain

We’ve all been taught that to kill a zombie, you need to chop it’s head off. However, this disembodied zombie head lives on by consuming it’s own eyeball juices. While blood trickles from the right eye, the left eye spins for added creepy effect.

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great wall garden

Whether it’s hostile nomadic tribes or gophers, this Great Wall will protect your precious plants from attack.

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dramatic chipmunk oil painting

I want to dedicate a wing of my house to the Dramatic Chipmunk, Squirrel Underpants, Monkey Portrait, Moonlight Zombie, Happy Cupcake and Bibo oil paintings, then invite guests over and explain the artistic significance to them in a totally serious way (while smoking a pipe and wearing nothing but a cravat, underpants and knee-high socks). Additional masterpieces are pictured after the break.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 20th-26th, 2009:

Bad Table: Even a table needs to pee.

Cessna Control Panel Desk Organizer: Fly an IFR pattern in your cubicle.

Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture: If Rob Zombie had a garden…

Canned Oxygen: Fad on the horizon.

The Poop Bank: Excuse me while I make a deposit.

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bloodbath-mat

If you’re looking for a great way to compliment the Bloody Serial Killer shower curtain we’ve featured in the past, how about adding the Blood Bath mat? It’s a combination fit for the Rob Zombie level of  horror movie fanatics, plus it will make any bathroom floor look clean.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 9th-15th, 2009:

Liquid Metal Couch: Soldering meets art.

Z.O.M.B.I.E: Plastic army men return from the grave.

Gong Alarm Clock: Wake up with a BWONG!

Monkey Doorbell: This will definitely get your attention.

Exhaust Pipe Kickstand: Start a Huffy to Hog conversion.

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zombies

Beware: when you melt, bury or mutilate your plastic green army men on hallowed ground, they just might come back as zombies capable of eating your flesh from the ankles down. The figures stand at 2″ tall and come in toxic green, pale blue, glow-in-the-dark, and white colors. An additional photo is available after the break.

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