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Yes, I was one of those people. The people that dared to defile a classic Jane Austin novel with zombie mayhem. But, the truth is, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is a hell of a lot more readable than the original. And so your postcards shall be. Indeed, they too have been inflicted with the mysterious plague of the undead.
This is just a statue, but imagine if there were real 17-inch tall zombies. Biting ankles, eating the brains of your wiener dog…it would be quite troublesome.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 14th-20th, 2009:
Google Slinky: Plus yo-yos, dominoes and other nerdy mind control devices.
Boxing Glove Oven Mitt: Makes you a food fighter.
The Giant Knight Light: Order with your 20% off Nerd Approved discount.
F*ck Ornament: ‘Tis the season for f*ck.
Faces Bar Set: No need to drink alone.
These Rotting Zombie clings will give you a different look when you check yourself out in the mirror. First thing in the morning it may be tough to distinguish from your normal look, but it will give you a strange desire to have some brains for breakfast.
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Someone deprived this toast of a trip through your digestive system, and now he’s undesirable, moldy and bitter. So to even the score he’s taking revenge on all of your grain products.
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Indulge your inner zombie by cracking a skull and eating brains for breakfast. It won’t take much imagination on your part when you use this lifelike, pewter skull egg cup. Not for the squeamish, particularly that early in the morning.
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Playing a board game where you buy properties and build hotels may be fun for certain people, others prefer the challenge of trying to escape from zombies with a roll of the dice. You wouldn’t think that running from a zombie would be hard work, but you never had to run at the speed dictated by an unnatural streak of very low rolls.
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Now that MJ has gone to the great beyond, the time has come for him to take his place next to Elvis in the post-death merchandising hall of fame. You’ll understand exactly what I’m talking about that day you spot a street corner vendor selling leopard print rugs and tacky paintings of the king of pop sweating. Then there’s also the fact that I can offer you options on Michael Jackson Thriller figures with additional zombie heads. And if that isn’t enough, there’s also an additional design pictured after the break.
Etsy user hooligan777 has the best collection of disco nerdy Christmas stockings you will see anywhere. Don’t be fooled by imitations. Other designs include: zombie, Fantastic Four, WOW, X-Men, Mario, Green Lantern, Anarchy Online and Pac-Man.
The person who enjoys eating brains is someone you definitely don’t want to be sitting next to the day he forgets to bring his lunch. Additional bizarre, funny, and one incredibly dated design are pictured after the break.
