Be Prepared For The Zombie Apocalypse With This Insane Bike


If you’re worrying about how you’ll get around when the zombies strike, then you might want to think about investing in the Motoped Survival Bike Black Ops Edition. The full monty includes accessories that cover just about any fighting scenario you can imagine:

  • Barnett Recruit Compound Crossbow
  • Rotopax RX-1G Gas Packs – 1 Gallon
  • United Cutlery M48 Tactical Survival Shovel
  • United Cutlery M48 Hawk Tomahawk
  • United Cutlery M48 Hawk Harpoon
  • Gerber Fixed Blade Saw
  • Blackburn X6 Light System
  • Black Diamond Carabiners / Climbing rope
  • Cree Mini LED Flashlight
  • BioLogic Bike Mount for iPhone4/gps
  • Tool Logic Tactical Multifunction Knife / light
  • Tool Logic Credit Card Companion multi-tool
  • CRKT Guppie multi-tool
  • Tactical-Warrior Neck KnifeBlock

Sure, some of the accessories are optional, but you’ll want them no matter the cost. You simply can’t put a price on safety when zombies are lurching about trying to eat your brains.

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