I could probably sum this entire product up by simply saying “It’s from Japan“, but let me break down the weirdness for you a bit. Apparently, these Bitsosan Ke toys speak whenever you fondle the carbon fiber hairs sticking out of their nose and head.
The translation is rough, but it seems that they randomly encourage or discourage you from manhandling their hairs. There are six characters to choose from and they run about $10 each. Actually, now that I think about it, the following image would have best summed this whole thing up:
Product Page ($10 via Newlaunches)
