Certificate of Virginity Gives You a Fake Fresh Start

by Jonathan Fallon on January 29, 2010 · 1 comment

in Approved Products, Misc. Nerdiness

Show how much you are over your ex by dissing him/her with a certificate of virginity that says “It was so bad, it didn’t even happen”. Your rock solid certificated virginity will also help you mentally erase a one night stand, wear white at your wedding or empower you to trade in this for one of these. However, if you plan on using your virginity diploma as a pick up device to finally land a woman you can bring home to Mom, your chronic crotch scratching will identify you as a liar right off the bat.

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