
The folks at Archie McPhee, my favorite purveyor of preposterous products, have teamed up with Nerd Approved to hook you up with a bunch of stuff that you didn’t even know you wanted. Just send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Archie McPhee Contest” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping address. A winner will be chosen at random on Monday February 9th. Check out the list after the break to see what you will win.

Bacon Watch: Because it is always time for bacon.

Emergency Yodel Button: In an emergency, nothing grabs people’s attention like a robust Alpine yodel.

Stress Wiener: While you are waiting for help to arrive from your emergency yodel, squeeze your wiener a few times to soothe frayed nerves.

An Assortment of Patches/Stickers: From meat to pink elephants, these iron on patches can add a unique flair to any ensemble. They can also be used as stickers.


