Glowing Toilet Paper Helps You Poop In the Dark

by Sean Fallon on August 19, 2009 · 8 comments

in Approved Products, Household, Misc. Weirdness

glow in the dark toilet paper

Everyone’s asleep—this is your “me” time. Take a load off (literally) with the help of this glowing toilet paper. Nothing is more relaxing that a midnight poop in the dark. Am I right or am I right?

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zana August 20, 2009 at 2:24 am

Brilliant…..lets all wipe our butts with radioactive poo paper. Unadulterated Genius!! Maybe there’ll be enough residual radioactivity that when we die they can bury us “butt up” and we can be useful as bike racks or help illuminate garden paths.

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AZ August 20, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Right, cuz anything that glows must be radioactive.

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anon September 24, 2009 at 2:34 am

Most radioactive things don’t even glow at all!

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