Handheld DickDar Detector Keychain Sizes You Up

by Sean Fallon on October 12, 2009 · 1 comment

in Approved Products, Bizarre Gadgets

dickdar

A perfect companion to the Gaydar detector keychain, Dickdar claims to size up a subject with their pants on. Just point and shoot—the Dickdar will analyze the “data” and respond with one of three phrases:

  • “That penis is a weapon of mass destruction”
  • “Um”…Hung like a field mouse”
  • “Mmm…Short & thick will do the trick”.

Too bad it doesn’t feature a “No penis detected” response. That would come in handy when confronted with prostitutes of a questionable gender.

Product Page (£7 or $11)

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Shari Brock October 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm

This is hilarious! Would make a great gag gift. I would love to have one of these :)

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