The way technology is advancing you may actually have to bitch slap your own clone one day, but you shouldn’t need a book to do it. Since it is a clone you’ll still share the same thought processes and body chemistry, so the defeat will come by knowing your enemy. For example, let’s say that everyday around noon you have to take a dump. You know your clone is going to be on the toilet, and you’ll know he won’t be defended because you normally hum the Star Trek theme and pretend you’re about brown bomb the Gorn and save Captain Kirk. That’s the moment you squeeze your cheeks together and kick some clone ass.
Update: Sean had some problems with my logic. Check out out our IM conversation after the break.
Sean: but wont he know that you know he will be defenseless on the toilet?
Me: this isn’t ESP
Me: your clone will have to shit
Sean: but he will know that’s the best time to strike
Sean: because he will have thought of it too
Me: maybe, but he will be to wrapped up in his BM
Sean: and you cant fistfight with your clone
Sean: too evenly matched
Me: who said anything about that? Bring a gun
Sean: he will have a gun too
Sean: this is why you need a book
Me: you’re reading into this too much
Sean: I’m just saying
Sean: the final argument in my case is that if you read the book now you will have the edge because your clone didn’t read it. Advantage: real Sean
Me: My final argument: Don’t let your clone know you are about to put the smack down, and it won’t know it needs to defend itself.
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