An incredibly dangerous, homemade mini crossbow made of silver and gold that shoots flaming firework darts? That sounds like the work of the twisted genius that brought us that miniscule cannon a little while back.
While the miniscule cannon had soda cans everywhere trembling in fear, the mini crossbow prefers dinner plates and flammable objects. Both, I suspect, would also have no problem embedding ordnance into your buttocks.
As you will see in the video after the break, it’s capable of firing pointed darts, blunt-tipped darts and flaming firework darts with a high degree of accuracy.