Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 11th—17th 2008.
4-in-1 Hot Dog Maker: Makes getting fat more convenient.
Vagina Lollipops: You bet this is NSFW.
Checkmate Infidelity Test Kit: Because successful relationships are built on random underwear semen checks.
Space Shuttle Bunk Bed: I’ve got top bunk for this mission.
Ass-Tray: This ashtray likes it rough…real rough.
The next five gadgets are available after the break.
Gear Head Place Setting: Eat your Cap’n Crunch like a man.
Wind-Up Vicky and Her Vibe: Another NSFW classic.
The Pig Phone: Even better than the burger phone if you like the other white meat.
Samurai Sword Ear Cleaner: Obliterate ear wax with the power of the Samurai.
Skull Bike Bell: Now that’s hardcore.
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