Nuclear Energy Powder Helps You Avoid a Meltdown

by Sean Fallon on February 16, 2010

in Approved Products,Misc. Nerdiness

The same guys that brought us Blood Energy Potion are back with a slightly more volatile concoction made from Plutonium Pear, Uranium Yellowcake and Radium Raspberry Lemonade. But what really makes Nuclear Energy Powder explosive is the inclusion of around 100mg of caffeine—about the same amount you can get in a typical cup of coffee. Of course, now that you have nuclear secrets it’s only a matter of time before you start building up weapons of mass destruction. Before you know it you will be pouring this stuff in your coffee and cans of Red Bull.

Product Page ($6 for all 3 flavors)

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