He says the internet calls him Michaelcthulhu and, considering his skill at making “swords and things” (that’s how he puts it) and wielding said swords and things, I’m not about to argue with the man.
Weaponsmith, swordsmith, armorer, Michael the Elder God — whatever he is, he’s really good at it and he makes a variety of very cool things: a Crisis Core Buster (with Obese Cat), pirate hook, Brotherhood swords, the Sword Of Omens, even beard armor. I think the beard armor is my personal favorite.
Plus, he just seems like an all around cool dude and he even dresses up as Totoro with his little girl.
There’s a whole lot of shiny, metal, wieldable awesome after the break and you owe it to yourself to take a look.