Pearly Dreams Sleep Enhancing Toothpaste Is Rockstar Approved

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Using a combination of Melatonin, Balm Mint, Valerian, and Passionflower, Pearly Dreams toothpaste supposedly helps you get a better nights sleep. But don’t take the manufacturer’s word for it—the product is fully endorsed by Aerosmith’s Brad Whitford:

“After a night of rocking on tour, there is no better way to get to sleep than with PearlyDreams!”

Yeah, that doesn’t sound like some canned marketing response or anything. Let’s not forget that rockstar “sleep aids” usually involve booze and hardcore narcotics. And it’s not so much “sleep” as it is a “coma.”

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