Ruler & Roid Donut For S&M Nymphomaniacs

by Jonathan Fallon on November 16, 2009 · 0 comments

in Approved Products, Misc. Weirdness

Teach Me A Lesson RulerThis spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!

Cat Fight Cushion

Product Page: (Ruler $13)

Product Page: (Pillow $105)

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