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Screaming, Stress Relieving, White Trash Chicken


The classic rubber chicken is a novelty icon, but few know that it has obnoxious, trashy relatives that live in the sticks. These particular chickens also crow in pain when squeezed or smacked. Seriously though, they deserved to be throttled for wearing something like that. A bikini-clad version is available after the break.


Product Page: Wife Beater ($7) Bikini ($7)


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