The Pole Dancing Alarm Clock represents the third installment of a six part review series focused on prizes you can win in our Nerdy Mega Prize Pack giveaway from Stupid.com. And yes Twitter followers, it was like waking up at Charlie Sheen’s house. Only he would have had like, elf strippers. Which could happen, because at Charlie’s you probably got really messed up the night before. Who knows what hallucinations you might have.
Despite being so ridiculous, I have to admit that this alarm clock did a fine job of waking me up in the morning. It actually made me laugh before I had coffee. Plus, it has a really big snooze button, which is always nice.
Bottom line: it’s hard to imagine another product that is both useful and offensive at this price point. Well worth the $22 price tag, but remember—you can score it for free by entering our Nerdy Prize Pack contest. Stay tuned for the rest of the product reviews during the week and make sure to visit Stupid.com for more awesomely stupid stuff.