Teach Your Kids How To Speak Wookiee With This Amazing Book

I’m still annoyed that my school didn’t make learning a second language a priority when I was really young. If I had to do it all over again, I would have liked to learn Wookiee.

If you have young kids, it’s not too late! Get them started off right with this instructional book.

From the product page:

It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee, not if you enjoy having your arms firmly rooted in their sockets. So if you’re on an intergalactic voyage, you’d like to know that you’re saying, “Thank you for your hospitality, dinner was delicious” not “I want to Force choke your delicious children.” Luckily for us, Wu Kee Smith speaks Wookiee fluently and will show you the basics of the language so you can keep your life and limbs when exploring the galaxy.

This book is a primer on the Wookiee language and includes a sound board with recordings of real Wookiees, so you can learn from native speakers.

Product Page ($16.99)


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