Own A Mathematically Perfect Golden Turd

Following in the tradition of baffling products such as the Pet Rock comes The Archimedean Turd—a mathematically satisfying, $350 gold-plated poop swirl.

The turd’s design is based on a combination of the Archimedean Spiral and the Golden Ratio / Phi in triangles—the latter of which is found in Egyptian Pyramids. The 3D printed product measures 1.75 x 1.75 x 1.35″ and includes a hand-polished 18 karat gold-plated finish. However, if you’re just looking for a cheap piece of sh*t, you can get a glazed porcelain version with a matte charcoal (dark grey) or glossy black finish for a mere 20 bucks.

The Archimedean Turd ($20-$350)

(via Geekologie)

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