Imagine finding this 41-inch monster sword wrapped up underneath the tree this year. It wouldn’t be hard to spot that’s for sure. That, and the fact that your wife’s hands are bandaged and there is blood all over the wrapping paper would be a dead giveaway. If that’s the case, you might want to take her to the doctor’s office for a tetanus shot. At only $40, this ridiculous sword is bound to get rusted out at some point.
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