Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
Throwable Football Cocktail Shaker: For drinks that are tossed, not stirred.
Polonium, Oxygen and Phosphorous Mousepad: together they are a force to be reckoned with.
Homer Stainless Steel Hip Flask and Shot Cup Set: The Simpsons sell-out train makes another stop.
Bad Plant: Carnivorous fun.
The Guitar Cutting Board: Rocks your bloody beef.