Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 20th to the 26th 2008:
Trouser Expander: It will attract the shallow women you desire.
Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners: For the bilingual nerd.
Simpsons Power Plant Lava Lamp: Homer spreads radioactive death.
Cactus Buddy Back Scratcher: Not for sensitive skin.
Makin’ Out Game: Like Yahtzee with naked people.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Bun in the Oven Scale: Mark your weight by months pregnant.
White Castle Talking Keychain: Part of a creepy White Castle cult.
Back to the Future “Pit Bull” Hoverboard: Just like the real thing (except the hovering part).
Seven Rats Table Light: Talk about ambiance!
Batmobile Tumbler Antenna Topper: Your car is still a piece of shit.