Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 29th to October 5th 2008:
Emergency Yodel Button: Nothing lifts the spirits like a robust alpine yodel.
Spidy Skeleton: The unholy spawn of “arachniality.”
Super Bolt Storage: 3 hard inches in your pants.
“Durasell” Battery Lighter: Only water can stop the copper top.
Choco-ashtrays: For nicotine-addicted chocoholics.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Cocaine / Heroin Salt and Pepper Shakers: Mmmm…taste the wholesome goodness.
Camera Towel Holder: Lights, camera, towels!
Sexy Pirate Lady Butler Stand: Hooters on the high seas.
Shower Power Suction Cups: For bathroom bangin’.
Ammo Ice Cube Trays: Lock and load that cocktail.