The Samurai Roaster Has Balls Of Steel…and a Hot Dog Wiener

by Sean Fallon on January 19, 2010

in Approved Products,Misc. Nerdiness

samurai roaster

The guys that brought you Roast My Weenie and the Weenie Wing Commander are back with the Samurai Roaster. The samurai this grilling tool was modeled after was a fearsome ancient warrior. As skilled with his shaft as he was with a blade, the legend of his sexual prowess was known across the land. Unfortunately, he met a tragic end when, during battle, he accidentally stepped on his manhood—falling onto his own sai. You honor his memory every time you skewer a hot dog on his member and cook it over a grill.

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