The Stupidest Products of 2009: Part I

As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.

Poop

• Doo Doo Darts
• Poop Bank
• Boob and Poop Stress Rockets
• 100 Percent Quiz Mug
• Haunted Toilet Paper Roll
• Potty Fisher
• Toilet Mug

Things Made By Satan

• Flashfrights Flashlights
• CJ7 Speaker
• Whatever The Hell These Things Are
• The Heat-Sensitive Monkey With a Color-Changing Perm
• Crazy Angel Baby Webcam
• Diablo The Satanic Chicken
• Unholy Squirt Gun

Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff

• Microscope-Shaped Bong
• Money Bank Mattress
• LCD Film Clock
• iPhone Skateboard Deck
• Inflatable Turkey
• Duracell Battery Phone
• Banana-Shaped Bluetooth Headset
• Grenade Tool Set
• X-Cool Controller Calculator

Sex

• Robot Chicken Humping Robot
• Sexy Woman Dartboard
• Hot and Wet Shower Curtain
• Bangkok Nights Mug
• 1-900 Hot-Line Device
• Giant Condom Pillow
• Boobie Dreadlock Pen
• Boob Luge
• DickDar Detector
• Dick Towel
• Kama Sutra USB Neon Lights

Overpriced Collectibles

• M14A Pulse Rifle Replica
• The Worst Indiana Jones Action Figure
• Akira Kaneda Bike Replica

Office

• Mayan Temple Desk
• Bikini Cow Wrist Support
• SIMbooks
• Power Strip Diversion Safe

Edibles

• Quagmire Cherry Pop Energy Drink
• My Weird Gumball and Mint Taste Test
• Marshmallow Burger
• Blood Energy Potion Taste Test

Stay tuned tomorrow for the second and final installment  of the Stupidest Products of 2009.

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