As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
Household
- Monkey Curtain Clasps
- Remote Controlled 100-Foot Water Cannon
- Five Finger Fillet Knife Set
- Fridge Locker
- Men Crying Magnet Set
- Solar Illuminated Squirrel
- Toothpaste Pukers
- Cardboard Box Duvet Cover
Booze
- ShotCarver
- Homer Simpson Stainless Steel Hip Flash and Shot Cup Set
- Dale Earnhardt Jr. Moonshine Still Dispenser
- Tankard O’ Terror Replica Stein
- The Party Pump
- Throwable Football Cocktail Shaker
- Golf Div Pro Tool
- Shotgun Drink Dispenser
Things That Could Kill You
Alarm Clocks
- Buzzing Mosquito Alarm Clock
- Traffic Light Alarm Clock
- F1 Nose Cone Alarm Clock
- Gong Alarm Clock
- Dynamite Alarm Clock
Lego
USB
- Retro Atari Neon Lights
- Ravage Transforming USB Flash Drive
- Chairman Mao’s Laptop Cooling Pad
- Rocky III USB Drives
Toys
- Mario Batali Wind-Up Toy
- Hamster Rocket
- Flying Fuck Helicopter
- Stress-Relieving, Screaming White Trash Chicken
- Racing Sperm
- Alien Facehugger Plush
Miscellany
- Billy Bob Bicep Cling
- Dramatic Chipmunk Oil Painting
- Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game
- Do Box Punching Bag
- Bacon Squeezins Water Bottle
For more of our stupidest stuff, make sure to check out the Approved Products category.
