Let’s face it: it’s hard to be an executive. You have to make hard decisions, like whether to get the vanilla latte from the coffee shop down the street. If you’re weary of making the calls, you can now hand your fate over to a cat in a box. All you have to do is ask a yes or no question. Then slide open the box door, and if the cat’s alive, the answer’s yes. A dead cat means no. It’s like a Magic-8 ball, only with more quantum mechanics.
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To use the Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker:
- Ask your question. Any question that can be answered in a binary fashion will do. The cat is extremely bored in the box and will listen to whatever you say. It is open to questions of an executive, legislative, or personal nature. You’ll never know the answer if you don’t ask.
- Slide open the door. At this point, the magic will happen and you’ll see the cat flashing in flux between life and death. You’ll either find this disturbing or intensely magical. We won’t pass judgement on your character based on your reaction, we promise.
- See your decision solidify before you. The cat will be alive (which we interpret as a “Yes”) or dead (or “No”). The almighty Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker has spoken. Go and do its bidding. Meow.
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