You need to get rid of that silly tree shaped air freshener that smells like pine needles and replace it with this Firefly air freshener. The thing is, it doesn’t say how this actually smells, which raises a few questions. Does it smell like the ship’s hold? Does it smell all fancy like Inara? Does it smell like Jayne, which would probably be gun oil? Someone, preorder this now and tell me what the heck it smells like when it arrives in April.
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