Congratulations! Your toddler has achieved the rank of Captain—the youngest in Starfleet history. Sure, other candidates could read and were potty trained, but your kid has charisma.
This amazing Star Trek-inspired Enterprise rocker from GandGRockers will be his/her first command. You must be very proud. Check out more pics below.
Star Trek Enterprise Rocker ($195)
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