Newspaper Accessories Make You Look Informed
True or not, having a bunch of newspapers around the house will make people think you stay up with current events and are smarter than the average bear. Choose whichever accessory you currently need: tray, box, ashtray or napkin holder and start impressing people. Whether it is a false impression does not really matter in [...]
Rug Burn Prevention Kit
There are a lot of activities that are a blast until you wake up the next morning with a nasty rug burn. Let your partner know you are thinking about them by getting them this handy kit for avoiding rug burns. The knee pads and knuckle/toe protectors seem simple enough. The padded backbone strip is [...]
Ninja Pocket Knife Blowgun
Ninjas are always prepared for battle, but they prefer a sneakier type of attack. So your average knife would not do them much good. But attach a folding blowgun to a small pocket knife and you have a silent attack with a knife standby in case things don’t go quite as well as planned.
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Not All Birds Are Graceful Flyers
No one would ever accuse a rooster of being an elegant flying machine. While he can achieve lift off, it won’t be pretty or for a very long distance. And if there were a tree in his way, this tree art is a pretty accurate depiction of how that would turn out. With all the [...]
Remove The Fuse To Blow Your Nose
Gently remove the fuse from this bomb to try to deactivate it (unfortunately, removing the fuse simply pulls up more fuse). Your burnt out uncle or drunk friend may not figure out how the damn thing works, the rest of us will gladly take the tissue and blow our nose. Nothing like a tissue cover [...]
This CD Holder Man Must Have Tired Arms
Unless these two guy’s arms get tired, your CD’s will be well cared for. You can slide the rubber men for a tight fit so that your CD’s can be moved around without making a mess and their rubber feet will keep your tables from getting scratched. You could go with the typical wire or [...]
Decorate Your Dashboard Like Your Bedroom (NSFW)
Your car should reflect your personality and nothing would give it quite the same feel as a replica of the blow up doll that takes up an inordinate amount of your time and attention. There is no one, besides your mother, girlfriends or any woman at all, who would object to this dashboard accessory as [...]
Mug Shots: Drinking With Some Bad Asses
Drinking whiskey should be done with men who have mustaches and a criminal record. Otherwise you are just a poser. These guys have the “mug shots” to prove that they are real bad asses.
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Condom Paperclips For Safe Office Work
These condom wrappers will make a good office gift. Not because they will be handy for that crazy Christmas party hook up, but because they each contain some condom paper clips. Nothing will get a rise out of those HR reps more than if they see you pull out one of these packages in the [...]
Desktop Madness Paper Weight
If that rock is heavy enough to crush this guy to within an inch of his life, then it is plenty heavy enough to hold a couple of papers on your desk. The guy is probably not happy about it, but that rock seems to be enjoying himself.
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