Modern Pirates: An iPhone ‘X’ Marks the Spot
From Fashionably Geek: Pirating the high seas has certainly changed thanks to the iPhone and Google. Unfortunately, the iPhone design and software isn’t very hook-friendly.
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Bombon Creatures Swallow Flowers, Fish
These hand-blown glass bombons are intended to hold everything from flowers to fish with bizarre designs that include an octopus, fish, dog and cat. The latter two are pictured after the break.
R2-D2 Tissue Holder Defends You From the Snotty Scourge
Whether it’s repairing ships, protecting queens or wiping snot from runny noses, R2-D2 has the right tools for the job.
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Keychain Looks Like a Fish…and a Remote, and a Bottle Opener and a Torch
Sure the fish shape is a little weird, but it’s hard to argue with a keychain that also functions as a TV remote, bottle opener and flashlight for only $6.
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VW Beetle and Mini Pillows: Experience the Sounds, Lights and Softness
If there was ever a pillow that a mechanic could cuddle with, these VW Beetle and Mini versions would be it. Both feature realistic sounds and headlights that can be activated at the push of a button. The Mini version is pictured after the break.
Kitchen Knife and Saucepan Towel Holders
Embedding these unique knife and saucepan-shaped towel holders into your kitchen walls definitely adds an interesting and quasi-violent decorative touch to the room—like you and your partner engage in crazy knife vs. saucepan battles. The saucepan version is pictured after the break.
Oxygen Tank Lamp Will Be a Hit at the Nursing Home
Unfortunately, Grandpa won’t be able to take a hit off of this giant tank—it’s only for show. But as a unique lamp it certainly will strike up a conversation or two. Additional images are available after the break.
Decorate the Tree With Scary Monster Lights
Why not mix it up a bit this holiday and decorate the tree with these little felt monster LED string lights? It’s like mixing Halloween and Christmas into some strange new holiday called Hallowmas.
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Wooden House Predicts The Weather With Magic, Lederhosen
According to the manufacturer, this wooden house model can accurately predict the weather. If the weather is going to be bad, the man emerges. If the weather is going to be good, the woman emerges. In other words, it’s a barometer—but this version will make for a very interesting conversation piece.
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Transfats: More Than Meets the Eye
From Fashionably Geek: Products with a lot of trans fats may look delicious, but underneath the surface lurks a power that can transform your ass into a monster 3x its normal size.
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