I think the image of the Cow Tits wall clock speaks for itself. Put it right next to the fridge for maximum impact.
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Cow Tits Wall Clock: Or Should I Say “Teats?” Either Way It’s Weird
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It’s spelled “teats” but pronounced “tits.” More accurately, though, this is an udder; two of the teats are visible at the lower left.