
This plush toy entitled “Candace” is described thusly:
“With a temper to match her mass, Candace (loxodonta africana sapiens) will rampage poachers’ campsites without quarter. Her preferred method of attack is to fire a rocket propelled grenade and then gore any survivors with her titanium armored tusks. Very protective of her loved ones, she is considered the Gruppo’s mother figure and is loved equally in return.”
Candace certainly has my vote for the most awesome toy ever.
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